I'm mired in the depths of post-exam hell at the moment. Several hundred exams to mark, all of which I've left until the last day - checking my emails for the gazillionth time somehow seems a little less frustrating.
But I've just come across this complete pearl in an essay about how to relax while studying.
'I suggest to you that you eat a chocolate bar. If you eat one, your brains will cheer up.'
If only she'd had the foresight to staple said choclate to the paper, and there would have been a perfect score straight up, grammar be damned.